awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

“if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands”

– (via featherumbrellas)

This guy just said, “lab days are fab days”.

Ok.

bursten:

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

5:22AM

Still awake.

theanticlimactic:

Aye, my bad. I forgot every full moon all the black folk gathered together around a bucket of KFC and wu tang clan memorabilia to twerk and celebrate their blackness
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